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I MORTEIN SPRAYED A LIZARD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

Ya like loser but whatever.

Me: What's that sound? *on the light* OMG MOMMY!
Mommy: ?
Me: *point*
Mommy: Don't care about it.
Me: HUH CANNOT! I CANNOT SLEEP LIKE THAT!
Mommy: Go get the spray from the kitchen.
Me: Okay!
*Come back to room with spray*
Mommy: Spray it la.
Me: HUH ME?
Mommy: Ya.
Me: I DON'T WANT!!
Mommy: Then leave it lor.
Me: Uh.. Okay okay. How to spray?
Mommy: Stand on the bed and spray it.
Me: Will it drop?.
Mommy: Yes.
Me: ): ...... *Preparing to spray*
Me: OMG I CAN'T! DAMN SCARY!
Mommy: ....
Me: OKAY I spray.... *stand 1.5m away from lizard*
*SPRAY*
Me: *Turn away* AHHHHHHHHH!
Mommy: You are not spraying it! STAND CLOSER!
Me: *Look* Oh... *Move 0.2m and spray*

Nothing happened..

Me: *Move another 0.3m and spray*
*Lizard drop*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHERE IS IT?!?!
Mommy: *Take spray from me*

And Mom did the rest -.-

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